LadyDeac03
Well-known member
yep, there will be celebration beer tonight. might even pour some out for The Lost Years.
Cheers! To new beginnings!
yep, there will be celebration beer tonight. might even pour some out for The Lost Years.
Just got home and made a manhattan to celebrate. Might have four or five more.
...uh, what?
Hello there,
Pleasant meeting you all. You seem like perfectly lovely ladies and fellows. But I must wonder, what is this thread for? Are you leaving this out there for everyone to see, so the Germans and Japanese attack us as soon as possible? Like we're filthy dogs waiting to be slaughtered? You people have to be kidding me. I lost half a foot so your grandparents could keep on eating cheeseburgers, and the next thing I know, you people are typing the stupidest bull malarkey I've ever read and pretending anybody cares. I'M A HERO! DOUGLAS MACARTHUR IS MY SON'S GODFATHER! AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOZE, DICK, FOOD, AND PUSSY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES!!! Please. Let my generation die off before you disgrace us. Especially a fellow Wake Forest graduate.
God Bless,
ProudDeacon1948
I didn't think it was possible for a human being to masturbate in his room for 5 hours straight after hearing the news another man was fired
New parody, 3/10 so far. I guess the festivities today have given Moon some new inspiration.