CT CVIII - DEEZ UNITED STATES

[TownieDeac]

You should track them all in the first post or something. Otherwise many people will miss a bunch.

i'm already far too drunk for that task

 

[awakeandready]

Who took the jam out of your donut?

 

[RollTheQuad06]

There is a firefly flitting about my living room and the cat is all entranced.

 

[TownieDeac]

i want a pet

 

[DeaconBrews]

is he doing the clicking thing

 

[TownieDeac]

i use herbal essences what about you guys any favorites as far as shampoos go?

 

[Deacfreak07]

i want a pet

 

[BillBrasky]

Why does my power keep going out for like 15 mins

 

[awakeandready]

i want a pet

+1

 

[TownieDeac]

BRO SPOILERS MUCH what if awar hasn't gotten that far yet that's like the best part

 

[buckets]

i use herbal essences what about you guys any favorites as far as shampoos go?

are you mocking me?

 

[Deacfreak07]

i use herbal essences what about you guys any favorites as far as shampoos go?

I have more hair on the rest of my body than the top of my dome, so I typically just will Old Spice body easy. I have had herbal experiences in the past though.

 

[TownieDeac]

i wouldn't dare mock you buckets, i assume you use the same diamond cream that tobias/lindsay use

 

[discdude]

hey riddle me this new chat threaders, wasn't there some law passed that commercials couldn't be louder than the television/radio programs? i feel like i remember it being passed a long time ago, but it definitely has NOT taken effect yet (if I wasn't dreaming it).

Yeah I seem to remember hearing this as well, but I definitely get blasted once a day. It really grinds my gears.

 

[buckets]

of course. i gotta keep my BABE CATCHER in tip top shape.

 

[Deacfreak07]

How long does your list of dudes you are gay for have to get before your sexuality seriously comes into question?townie, I assume you have spent some time pondering this.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

 

[awakeandready]

Brad Pitt smoking and dirty still makes a fedoraish hat look good.

 

[TownieDeac]

Yeah I seem to remember hearing this as well, but I definitely get blasted once a day. It really grinds my gears.

apparently it's real - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commercial_Advertisement_Loudness_Mitigation_Act

so if you hear a loud commercial or series of commercials, report it to the fcc.

i'm totally starting to do this now.

 

[TownieDeac]

How long does your list of dudes you are gay for have to get before your sexuality seriously comes into question?townie, I assume you have spent some time pondering this.

dude this is the golden ratio for guys like me.

i think i'm still straight in spite of my insane amount of dude crushes. part of it, i think, comes with being unbelievably comfortable with my sexuality. if someone were to call me gay, i'd probably just be like, yea maybe, but i also like sex with females a LOT so i doubt it.

i think of it more in the aristotelian sense where you can idealize beauty in many forms but keep it asexual.