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CT65: hakuna matata

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He had it taken down for fear one of the Tunnel's gun toting psychos stalking him, thought someone would have it saved.
 
You don't got no wins in mi casa
My shit's proper, you still suckin' my kielbasa
From hilshire I still fire from helicopters
Watch the birdie, I heard him tell the tale to the coppers

Clock ya comin' from the precinct singin' operas
Met you at ya crib from the blind side, I dropped ya
Knocked ya, teeth out ya mouth when I popped ya
Sent you upstate to get a gun from ya poppa
 
And if ya call and I'm not home then you can call me back, fuck that
(I ain't havin' that, I ain't havin' that)
You just can't smoke if you ain't put in for the sack, fuck that
(I ain't havin' that, I ain't havin' that)

Son, don't fuck her raw, here's a jimmy hat, fuck that
(I ain't havin' that, I ain't havin' that)
Here's a tic-tac, your breath smell like ass crack, fuck that
 
He had it taken down for fear one of the Tunnel's gun toting psychos stalking him, thought someone would have it saved.

Was a cute little casa with a nice lawn and some palm trees.
 
Re: Nelly's Post-
Like, at this given moment, where do you think the closest unknown dead body is to your person? A few hundred feet? A quarter mile?

I have this conversation probably once a month with different people. Given my proximity to the Wilamette River, I am going with within .5miles from human remains.
 
moonzzz - Kanye West (present)
Townie - Bronson Pinchot (present)
deacphan - Emile Hirsch (present)
HTTD - Dabney Coleman
AWAR - Bridget Fonda (present)
El Chupe - Anne Ramsey (present)
DeacHawk - Cate Blanchett (present)
LBE - Eddie Vedder
DeacFan2009 - Casey Affleck
Knight - Toni Braxton
RTQ - Bill Laimbeer (present)
Nonny - John Mayer
ITK - Carl Weathers (present)
TWDeac - Tommy Lee Jones
Tsy - Dong Dong
JDawg - Jacques Chirac (present)
OldGoldBeard - Mario Van Peebles (present)
Palma - Sully Sullenberger
rjequalsmj - Felicity Huffman (present)
bmoney - Ellen Cleghorne (present)
cookout - Ben Affleck (present)
deacondamo - Kristi Yamaguchi
bojanglefunk - Emilio Estevez
Hello - Kimbo Slice (present in alternate form)
buckets - Patrick Fugit (present)
WakeGal - Leelee Sobieski
HeavyPetter - Paul Hogan
94Deac - Geena Davis
DCDeac - Viggo Mortensen
DeacisGO - Garth Brooks
bigdoublezero - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jhmd - Randy Quaid
dv7 - Alicia Silverstone
724 - Dame Judy Dench
wfudkn - Kylie Minogue
leftcoastdeac - James Cameron
BillBrasky - Pete Sampras (present)
Rubbins - Jodi Foster (present)
SteelCityDeac - Mary Steenburgen (present)
dashionista - Jimmy Buffett
rjkarl - John Travolta
DeacinVermont - Chef Bobby Flay
Eat Lead Commie - Alan Ruck
DeaconPeach - Nelson Mandela
HeltonCreek - Ricardo Villalobos

I don't know who Louis Gossett Junior is, but I like it.
 
So there is a bumper or two on the curb outside my house, they were there when I got home from work yesterday. I don't know if someone was trying to throw it away as garbage or if there was a wreck midday and the mess got moved to the curb. Not imagining the trash people will come take this away...
 
oh look at that, clouds rolling in again.

TOO MUCH RAIN.

Way to be selfish
drought2.jpg
 
I really feel like science should be able to control the weather at this point. How hard can it possibly be?
 
two of my old co-workers are now dating. it's weird.

also she's 36 and he's 24. that's also weird.
 
Re: Nelly's Post-
Like, at this given moment, where do you think the closest unknown dead body is to your person? A few hundred feet? A quarter mile?

I have this conversation probably once a month with different people. Given my proximity to the Wilamette River, I am going with within .5miles from human remains.

You're in the Pacific Northwest, so I just assume there's bodies all over the place up there. I mean, shit, you've got sasquatches and bigfeet crawling in every which direction.
 
Re: Nelly's Post-
Like, at this given moment, where do you think the closest unknown dead body is to your person? A few hundred feet? A quarter mile?

I have this conversation probably once a month with different people. Given my proximity to the Wilamette River, I am going with within .5miles from human remains.

diagonally across the street from my office
 
it's true, this country is very squatchy.
 
Dang, he did take it down. Which one of these tunnels freaks scared him? Neg rep to that bhole.

Probably all of them. That group is a bunch of psychos. If they seriously believe the shit they are saying this country is seriously fucked. I am assuming all of them are educated, a majority by Wake Forest and this is suppose to be the best of the best. Somewhere along the way its like someone from the "other side" (which is stupid to begin with to pick sides like this is a civil war) tied them down and shit in their mouth. This goes for both parties, all members, some serious traumatic stuff had to happen to ingrain the bullshit psychosis they all have.
 
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