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CT88: do tha harlem shake!

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WakeandBake said:
boy, that Jodi Arias is fucking nuts
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Arias' bold statements come during the third day of testifying, during which she described a string of sordid sexual behaviors Alexander allegedly made her participate in, including making her wear boys' Spiderman underwear while they had anal sex, paying her to dress up in a French maid costume while she cleaned his house and had sex with him, and giving him oral sex on her front porch.

"He wanted to drive up to the home, get out of the car, have me come out of the house and give him oral sex. He wanted to ejaculate on my face and drive away without saying a word," Arias said. "The first occasion was just like he described, but the second occasion, he dropped something near me and got in his car and left. I picked it up and it was Toblerone."

"So he ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?" Nurmi asked Arias.

"Pretty much," she said.
 
El Chupacabra said:
Arias' bold statements come during the third day of testifying, during which she described a string of sordid sexual behaviors Alexander allegedly made her participate in, including making her wear boys' Spiderman underwear while they had anal sex, paying her to dress up in a French maid costume while she cleaned his house and had sex with him, and giving him oral sex on her front porch.

"He wanted to drive up to the home, get out of the car, have me come out of the house and give him oral sex. He wanted to ejaculate on my face and drive away without saying a word," Arias said. "The first occasion was just like he described, but the second occasion, he dropped something near me and got in his car and left. I picked it up and it was Toblerone."

"So he ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?" Nurmi asked Arias.

"Pretty much," she said.
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yeah hard to tell if this shit really happened or if she is making it up to impugn his character.

But damn, she wasted that dude.
 
WakeandBake said:
yeah hard to tell if this shit really happened or if she is making it up to impugn his character.

But damn, she wasted that dude.
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Eh, I don't know. The first thing is really weird, the second thing is kind of awesome (especially the Toblerone part).
 
yeah, but I get the feeling the 'little boys' thing is pure bullshit. She also said she walked in on him jerking off to pics of little boys in their underwear, but there is no proof anywhere on his computer or anywhere else of him being a kiddie porn guy (unless I missed that part).

so you guys wanna cum on your girlfriends face and then leave candy and bolt? :noidea:

who's gonna make you a sandwich?
 
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my boss is awesome. i had a meeting with him this afternoon anyway, so i brought up the ex's application and he was like "okay give me your honest thoughts on him working here. easy two second answer" and i said something like "obviously it would be a little strange working with him so closely everyday. if you guys think he's great and want to hire him, i'm a grownup and can deal with it, but it would definitely be a weird dynamic being his "boss" considering our history" he totally understood and said that we'd had so many applicants he probably wouldn't have had a huge shot at getting the job anyway, so his application is getting thrown out after the first interview barring him coming in here and dazzling the pants off the CEO or something. thank you jeebus.
 
dashionista said:
my boss is awesome. i had a meeting with him this afternoon anyway, so i brought up the ex's application and he was like "okay give me your honest thoughts on him working here. easy two second answer" and i said something like "obviously it would be a little strange working with him so closely everyday. if you guys think he's great and want to hire him, i'm a grownup and can deal with it, but it would definitely be a weird dynamic being his "boss" considering our history" he totally understood and said that we'd had so many applicants he probably wouldn't have had a huge shot at getting the job anyway, so his application is getting thrown out after the first interview barring him coming in here and dazzling the pants off the CEO or something. thank you jeebus.
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ha!

To my long-winded employees I say "give it to me in 10 sentences or less"
 
i knew of the harlem shake back when it was an awesome dance. when did it become a dumb internet meme?
 
deacphan said:
i knew of the harlem shake back when it was an awesome dance. when did it become a dumb internet meme?
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Back with ya boi, Lil' Bow Wow
 
dashionista said:
my boss is awesome. i had a meeting with him this afternoon anyway, so i brought up the ex's application and he was like "okay give me your honest thoughts on him working here. easy two second answer" and i said something like "obviously it would be a little strange working with him so closely everyday. if you guys think he's great and want to hire him, i'm a grownup and can deal with it, but it would definitely be a weird dynamic being his "boss" considering our history" he totally understood and said that we'd had so many applicants he probably wouldn't have had a huge shot at getting the job anyway, so his application is getting thrown out after the first interview barring him coming in here and dazzling the pants off the CEO or something. thank you jeebus.
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So basically the exact thing that men get sued for in the workplace?
 
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