shogun6066
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I saw a interesting scientific paper today.
It seems that scientists have concluded that Wake Forest basketball under Danny Manning actually defies the Laws of Physics. After a five year study it can now be concluded that Manning has achieved something that has never before been observed: he has created a system that both sucks AND blows at the same time.
When asked for comment the head of the study, Dr. B. Lantently Obvious, said, "we didn’t all agree at the start of this that Mr. Manning could achieve his goal of creating this horrible machine, but oh heavens yes, we all agree that he’s done it now!"
It seems that scientists have concluded that Wake Forest basketball under Danny Manning actually defies the Laws of Physics. After a five year study it can now be concluded that Manning has achieved something that has never before been observed: he has created a system that both sucks AND blows at the same time.
When asked for comment the head of the study, Dr. B. Lantently Obvious, said, "we didn’t all agree at the start of this that Mr. Manning could achieve his goal of creating this horrible machine, but oh heavens yes, we all agree that he’s done it now!"