Does Coach K have chest hair? (IMPORTANT)

[Say Hey Deac]

Inspired by that awesome pic of Mike Brey's super hairy chest, it got me to wondering about Coach K. He seems like he should be a hairy guy, especially when you see young pics of him where he looks like this:

With those dark eyebrows, you just think, oh yeah, this guy is naturally hairy. Or at least he was hairy back then. Plus he's of Polish descent, and it's cold in Poland, so with natural selection and all I assume they are a hairy people.

But now that Coach K is old, for whatever reason, my instinct is that he's not hairy anymore. Actually, when I think of a naked Coach K, I kind of imagine he looks like this:

ALL THAT SAID, the weird thing to me is that I looked at the google and I'm actually not sure he was ever hairy to begin with. So perhaps the entire premise is wrong. Behold:

Also:

(Try to keep it in your pleated old man pants, BKF)

See what I mean? Where is the chest hair? Did he never have any? Weird !!

In any event, it seems like now he definitely doesn't have any:

To add to the intrigue though, I did find this pic which seems to indicate a tiny amount of whispy chest hair, certainly no chest salad and way less than you'd think he SHOULD have, but something nonetheless:

Anyway, I'm curious what you guys think. It is pretty mysterious if you ask me.

 

[Bob Niedbala]

Post of the year.

 

[DeacinBama]

yes, and it's dyed black

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Coach K is gonna celebrate with his team, then take a shower before bed and it's gonna look like this:

 

[KVegasDeac]

The younger pics confirm that he is, in fact, Grayson Allen's father.

Explains a lot.


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[Henry Chinaski]

All I know is that his daughter had big cans and blew a lot of guys at Wake

 

[stevewhite14]

Looks like it

 

[bluefish]

Only if he transplanted it from his back.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

All I know is that his daughter had big cans and blew a lot of guys at Wake

Big is an understatement.

And why is it not surprising that K is the douche who would wear jeans to the beach?

 

[Say Hey Deac]

He looks like Archie Miller in those Army jerseys.

 

[stevewhite14]

All I know is that his daughter had big cans and blew a lot of guys at Wake

what's important is whether she is MILF quality or nah now

 

[CreamyGoodness]

All I know is that his daughter had big cans and blew a lot of guys at Wake

Ha! Coach K's daughter was a sloot. That makes me happy

 

[vtwhat etc]

All I know is that his daughter had big cans and blew a lot of guys at Wake

what's important is whether she is MILF quality or nah now

Ha! Coach K's daughter was a sloot. That makes me happy

Yeah that K asshole won another ACC title, let's hit MSD's own with some unabated misogyny!

That will teach the stupid jerk.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

Yes, getting back in topic, I found this pic, which is a potential game-changer:

Is that chest hair or a t-shirt? We need more pixels to be sure. I'm also not completely discounting the possibility of a photoshop job. This is Coach K, after all. Remember when he had that dude attack CP3 in that one game at Cameron? No integrity.