SkinsNDeacs
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They can't be all gems.
what about SpiderISIS?
Because there is such a thing as a prayer rug...Spider Muslim could use a prayer curtain because he can climb walls.
Never mind.
WOMEN: PLEASE DON'T FORGET THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11!!!
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
It was a good try.
He was always cool. Just a horrible president.
damn..the comments will not showComment section of this bad boy is a lot of fun.
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