Favorite rap similes

[seventwofour]

This is a thread I like to repeat from time to time. Never gets old to me.


On the grind like black pepper
No time like Chris Webber

-STS

 

[dot com]

Our sex life's a game
so back me down in the paint

-Ja Rule, Always on Time

 

[HeavyPetter]

I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning,
I have an appetite for sex because me so horny!

2 Live Crew

 

[Demonbeck]

Crude as oil unrefined but slick
I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict

Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you

- Both from Bloodhound Gang's "Boom"

 

[herestowakeforst]

"La Di Da Di, who likes to party
like Slick Rick the Ruler I'm cooler than a ice brick
Got soul like those afro picks, with the black fist
And leave a crowd drippin like John the Baptist"

-The Roots



So awesome.

 

[Stan Gable]

I explode on site, I'm like Jimmy Walker
I'm dynomite!

Pass the Mic- Beastie Bouys

 

[vtwhat etc]

Pretty much this entire song....

 

[MagicDeac]

"La Di Da Di, who likes to party
like Slick Rick the Ruler I'm cooler than a ice brick
Got soul like those afro picks, with the black fist
And leave a crowd drippin like John the Baptist"

-The Roots

So awesome.

Winner

 

[DEACisGO]

You were all thinking it...

 

[HeltonCreek]

I explode on site, I'm like Jimmy Walker
I'm dynomite!

Pass the Mic- Beastie Bouys

"Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni"

 

[TBDeac]

Check the caliber,
This be a smash, like some food on stage with Gallagher,
where ya been, cuz it's messy
Niggaz schemin' on my girl as if my name was Jessie

De la Soul

 

[tigerswood]

Bitch I'm the bomb like tick.. tick

 

[iodeac]

Crazy flamboyant for the rap enjoyment
My clan increase like black unemployment

 

[demondeachem]

"Got that diarrhea flow, man I shit on ni**az,
even when I'm constipated, I still shit on ni**az"
-Jeezy

 

[YoungBuck95]

Tailored to snatch the mic swiftly like Ye did.

Pretty creative.

 

[WakeDogg]

Diggin' up beats like Super Mario 2

(People Under the Stairs)

 

[Wolf1297]

Never concluded, severe your crew with micro laser surgery
I get Adam split up like atoms like the Molecule Man
Now all of you stand like a congregation

Del tha Funky Homosapien w/ Dinosaur Jr.

 

[dartsndeacs]

If I knew what a simile was I'd contribute to this thread

 

[CaptainAwesome]

I stay on track like a box Pumas

 

[MagicDeac]

I'm just a lyricist, a chemist of the hemp,
the beat pimp,
the ill Philly resident,
that's far from hesitant,
corrupt like a president,
never benevolent,
but poetically prevalent,
Cooler than peppermint.
The lieutenant for niggaz talkin bout "represent,"
No doubt, it's obviously evident I get bent,
Far from temporary son I'm very permanent,
Hittin MC's like an intoxicant,
sent to prevent
monopoly is my intent,
the means is what I invent
this mental murder pay the rent,
lyrically I'm the dominant ingredient,
the swift extravagant,
smooth lubricant.
Down with the M-the-Ill-itant,
(ch-ch-ch...) that's the sound of the dynasty chant,
we surround your camp, assumin the war stance,
and bring it from the chest, now let's dance.

- The . . . Roots!