Happy Birthday to Moonzzz!

[MoonzzzLover]

Clear your afternoon calendar slut boy. You're going to have a whole bunch of fun with me and the group of hairy bears driving in from across the southeast in response to my Craigslist ad. We're not planning to use any lube.

 

[MoonzzzLover]

Moonzzz was mumbling something about a message board dwarf party while I was stuffing my boxer briefs down his throat last weekend. Is that tonight? Sounds hot. You people are kinky.

 

[Go]

 

[MoonzzzLover]

I'm gonna dress you up like lbe and I'm gonna be Jason!

 

[MoonzzzLover]

 

[marquee moon]

I'm gonna dress you up like lbe and I'm gonna be Jason!

I would prefer gaybone -----> jaybone or perhaps doofus ----> numbers

Can you accomodate me?

 

[MoonzzzLover]

We can play that game right after we play Pin the Tail in Monnzzz's Ass.

 

[buckets]

74 years old never looked so good

 

[ITK]

Where is the bday dinner going to be?

 

[RicoSuave]

LOL MoozzzLover is going to ride him like a Harley on a bad stretch of road!

 

[RicoSuave]

Where is the bday dinner going to be?

Applebees! Or Cheesecake Factory if hes extra-lucky.

 

[MoonzzzLover]

Where is the bday dinner going to be?

PetSmart.

 

[gaybone]

Is it too late to join this lemon party?

 

[MoonzzzLover]

Is it too late to join this lemon party?

Bring a friend.

 

[RJKarl]

Where is the bday dinner going to be?

Hardee's

 

[dartsndeacs]

Where is the bday dinner going to be?

If I know Moonz, and I think I do, I'm guessing his wife picks where to eat even on his birthday