How do you ask a girl to do porn

[RattlerDeac]

title says it all.

Did you do anything cool back in your HS days

I'm gonna try and make mine erotic

 

[buckets]

i tell her i'm a talent agent and its a casting call

 

[HeavyPetter]

Don't tell her. Just film it.

 

[Turfg]

She had given me her car keys to hold onto while we were at career center, I was driving the group tht day. We returned to school after career center, she asked for her keys back, I said I'd give them back if she went to prom with me. She got her keys back.

 

[PhDeac]

She had given me her car keys to hold onto while we were at career center, I was driving the group tht day. We returned to school after career center, she asked for her keys back, I said I'd give them back if she went to prom with me. She got her keys back.

Hilarious.

 

[RJKarl]

First you make yourself bulletproof in case her dad or brothers see the movie.

 

[RubbinsRacin]

I got a room at the La Quinta motel. Paid cash and they didn't check IDs.

 

[HalIncandenza]

1. Start delivering pizzas
2. Get said girl to order a sausage pizza from your place.
3. ????
4. Profit.

Works every time.

 

[PhilliesDeacs]

Don't tell her. Just film it.

 

[Unpredeactable]

you know... because of the "implication"

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

First you make yourself bulletproof in case her dad or brothers see the movie.

Because clearly pornstars have fathers who GAF.

 

[marquee moon]

Because clearly pornstars have fathers who GAF.

Actually, most did, as well as brothers, step brothers, drunken uncles, neighbors....

 

[cville deac]

This thread is incomplete without a visit from Harv.

 

[BillBrasky]

Ask? Who asks?

 

[Deacfreak07]

This thread is incomplete without a visit from Harv.

I believe Harv has already shared a similar story about the movies made by the Fiesta Fox.

 

[cville deac]

I believe Harv has already shared a similar story about the movies made by the Fiesta Fox.

Must have missed it.

Hey mods, what we need here is an "H" or something to denote that Harv has posted on a thread so that we don't miss it.

 

[deacvision7]

Must have missed it.

Hey mods, what we need here is an "H" or something to denote that Harv has posted on a thread so that we don't miss it.

http://www.ogboards.com/forums/search.php?searchid=130827

 

[Say Hey Deac]

"Yeah, because he videotapes every chick he bangs. He's got like a thousand of them. I don't like 'em though. It's mostly that horrible angle that you see in porns, you know, where it's all balls and male ass just... "

 

[Deacfreak07]

I believe Harv has already shared a similar story about the movies made by the Fiesta Fox.

Got negrepped for this. Pretty sure it was Moonz.