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How often do you poop?

How often do you deuce?

  • Once per day

    Votes: 26 38.8%

  • Twice per day

    Votes: 26 38.8%

  • 3 or more times per day

    Votes: 9 13.4%

  • 5-6 times per week

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • 3-4 times per week

    Votes: 3 4.5%

  • Twice per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Once per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Less than once per week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Unwiped ass

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Dropping the doofi off at the pool

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    67
  • Poll closed .
are we counting only successful trips? If so I need to change my vote. #middleage
 
the main issue is, once you're on the other side of 40 you can no longer trust farts
 
I'm more concerned with the consistency of the poop. Why do I have some weeks where its butterfinger bb's turds, no wipey required, and then other weeks its the soquid turds that smear everywhere?
 
Screamindemon3 said:
I'm more concerned with the consistency of the poop. Why do I have some weeks where its butterfinger bb's turds, no wipey required, and then other weeks its the soquid turds that smear everywhere?
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I eat a shit ton of Fiber. Oatmeal with Chia seeds 5 times a week for breakfast. I think that alone puts me over 50-60% of recommended daily value.
 
I spent almost three weeks in China in March. For me, the poop cycle is one of the last things to adjust to the twelve hour time zone difference. Twice a day, but doing it at at 2:00AM sucks.
 
Three to four poops in a 24-hour day is common, but I drink a lot of coffee.
 
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