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How often do you shart?

It's not quite a fart and not quite a shite

  • I have never sharted

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Rarely

    Votes: 7 53.8%

  • once a month

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • once a week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • almost daily

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • I just shart this very second

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
Jeff Bzdelik

Jeff Bzdelik

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My late father told me that after I turn 50 I should never trust a fart and never waste an erection. (I've got 11 years until then).
 
On two separate occasions, I sharted at a bar, cleaned myself up, made sure my pants were still clean, and went commando for the rest of the night. Some of the proudest moments of my life as a single d-bag.
 
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