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Jack Fellure

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I have finally found a politician that I can agree with universally!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Fellure

Fellure has formally campaigned for President of the United States in every presidential election since 1988 as a member of the Republican Party.[1] He asserts on his campaign website that his platform based on the 1611 Authorized King James Bible has never changed.[2] As a candidate, he calls for the elimination of the liquor industry, abortion and pornography, and advocates the teaching of the Bible in public schools and criminalization of homosexuality.[1] He has blamed the ills of society on those he has characterized as "atheists, Marxists, liberals, queers, liars, draft dodgers, flag burners, dope addicts, sex perverts and anti-Christians."

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Fellure = felatio? Feltch?

Volumes spoken riiiiiight here:
Born October 3, 1931 (age 80)
Midkiff, West Virginia
 
Religious fundamentalist really confuse me.

How can you claim that a translation done 1500+ years after the death of Jesus is the only translation you can use?
 
You just know there are people on this board who agree with this dickbag would probably vote for him for city council, mayor, or state rep of whatever backwards-ass, white-bred, hamlet they live in.
 
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