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Jared Lorenzen: more enormous than ever

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Scott "Rufio" Feather
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Philip Seymour Hoffman could have played him in a biopic had he survived the needle.
 
Always liked Lorenzen. Kid had good feet for a QB of any size, and it looks like he still does.
 
EatLeadCommie said:
Always liked Lorenzen. Kid had good feet for a QB of any size, and it looks like he still does.
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Agreed. He was a good college QB and had his cups of coffee in the right place. Good for him that he's still playing.
 
I literally just wikipedia'd this guy a week ago. The commissioner stint was hilarious to me. I didn't even know these teams existed.
 
PhDeac said:
Agreed. He was a good college QB and had his cups of coffee in the right place. Good for him that he's still playing.
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good for him? dude's gonna be dead in 3 years at this rate.
 
Imagine him coming down the line on an option?
 
I had a feeling a diet consisting solely of Subway sandwiches would not lead to dramatic weight loss.
 
Yeah, but he has a ring. Not many NFLers can say that.
 
Really looking forward to all the news articles 12-18 months from now about Jared Lorenzen Getting In the Best Shape of His Life[SUP]TM[/SUP]
 
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