Major Applewhite Had an Affair with a Student.

[Buttermaker]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...most-overpaid-college-football-coaches/page/7 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1506184-10-most-overpaid-college-football-coaches?search_query=overpaid#/articles/1506184-10-most-overpaid-college-football-coaches/page/7

"I like what Grobe has done at Wake Forest and respect the success that has been attained in a difficult football environment, but his salary puts him in the overpaid column. He may be leading the pack."

 

[inspectah]

According the the Gator message board this is Major's wife and kid:

And this is the girl Major had the one night stand with:

Not sure if serious

 

[Spot the Wonder]

According the the Gator message board this is Major's wife and kid:

And this is the girl Major had the one night stand with:

If this is true, he should be fired for slumming

 

[RollWave35]

This thread must have the ShaggyBevo MSPaint link in it: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/126033-Major-!up...In-MS-PAINT

 

[TUA01576]

This thread must have the ShaggyBevo MSPaint link in it: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/126033-Major-!up...In-MS-PAINT

That is hilarious and if it is true that he slept with that hog while his wife was pregnant, good god. He should be fired for slumming is right.

 

[DrummerDeac]

While it's messed up that he cheated on his wife, wasn't he like, in his late 20s/early 30s? And is it really "an affair"?

How does this make it not as bad??? He was still married.

 

[DeaconCav06]

I'm reading the UT thread on this. a lot of familiar sentiments about dumpster fires.

 

[bigdoublezero]

How does this make it not as bad??? He was still married.

Generally when we hear about these stories, it's coaches sleeping with chicks that could be their daughter's age or younger. If a 29-year-old guy sleeps with a 22-year-old chick, that's not as bad as if the guy was 49.

Again, for the record, in case you missed it: Scumbag thing to do. Cheating is bad. Sanctity of marriage is good. Mitigating circumstances of pregnant wife are dirty.

 

[DeaconCav06]

If a 29-year-old guy sleeps with a 22-year-old chick, that's not as bad as if the guy was 49.

Huge relief...

 

[El Chupacabra]

Wake has a similar policy.

Shit, UNC probably does and I just don't know. Whew, dodged a bullet.

 

[IrishSlim]

Some of you are proving the age old truth about Baptists and moral relativism.

 

[DeaconOEF/OIFvet]

I seem to remember reading some stories about Staak, but they may just simply be rumors.

 

[EatLeadCommie]

He cheated on his wife who was 9 months pregnant. I would say this is worse than most 'affairs'.

In other words, she was fat and gross and probably not putting out. I think there's a moral waiver for fucking other girls when that's the case. Well...maybe there should be.

 

[EatLeadCommie]

FWIW, Applesauce is one of the few Whorns that I actually like...I've always respected him for flipping off the OU fans after the '99 OU-TX game...and I'm an unabashed OU fan as most here already know. Not necessarily for the act of flipping off opposing fans, but just for showing some balls and spirit.

 

[PhDeac]

In other words, she was fat and gross and probably not putting out. I think there's a moral waiver for fucking other girls when that's the case. Well...maybe there should be.

Worst ELC post ever?

 

[deacvision7]

In other words, she was fat and gross and probably not putting out. I think there's a moral waiver for fucking other girls when that's the case. Well...maybe there should be.

Wow.


Just.


Wow.

 

[Jroc25]

In other words, she was fat and gross and probably not putting out. I think there's a moral waiver for fucking other girls when that's the case. Well...maybe there should be.

I laughed

 

[BarcaDeac]

In other words, she was fat and gross and probably not putting out. I think there's a moral waiver for fucking other girls when that's the case. Well...maybe there should be.

And probably acting all hysterical like a gay guy, amirite?

 

[tsywake]

Worst ELC post ever?

I would expect him to think something like that, I just never imagined he'd actually say it.

 

[Milhouse]

come on guys, it was funny