deacvision7
Mod Emeritus
Also, there are much better Beatles songs out there to choose.
Also, there are much better Beatles songs out there to choose.
Dear person who also exists in my cubicle quad:
Why do you insist upon making ridiculous noises every time you come back to this area? Huge sighs, whistling, etc... all unnecessary. When you curse at the computer calling it a 'steaming pile of crap' or 'stupid piece of poop' (with pauses in there, as though you want to say shit but then change to a more appropriate word at the last second) because you still haven't figured out how to use Microsoft Outlook, it's not funny or endearing. Especially because you do it 3-4 times a day and have since we switched mail servers 1.5 months ago. Also, if I ask you a question you don't need to go all patronizing 'father knows best' on me and bring me over to the computer screen and take me through click by click... just tell me where the file is. I'm not an idiot. Also, please stop leaning on my cubicle wall and holding ridiculous converstations with me when I'm clearly working... or even when I'm clearly not working. Your nasal accent is extremely grating.
Great, glad we had this chat.
Wash your fucking hands. Not just because you were in the bathroom and other people saw you. Do it because IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. Nasty motherfucker.
dear TMI-sharing coworker-
if i walk into the restroom at the end of the day, it is because i need to use the restroom. not because i want to hear about how you came into the bathroom to "let the puppies out for a minute" because you can't stand regular bras. i didn't want to know that. please don't tell me these things.
dear TMI-sharing coworker-
if i walk into the restroom at the end of the day, it is because i need to use the restroom. not because i want to hear about how you came into the bathroom to "let the puppies out for a minute" because you can't stand regular bras. i didn't want to know that. please don't tell me these things.
Shit. Women really do that? I gotta get the IT guys to finish installing that camera in there...
most women, no, definitely not. but this woman, apparently yes. she's extremely obese, so i can imagine that bras are not terribly comfortable. i understand the discomfort factor, just don't tell me about it. do what you need to do. but don't tell me about it.
most women, no, definitely not. but this woman, apparently yes. she's extremely obese, so i can imagine that bras are not terribly comfortable. i understand the discomfort factor, just don't tell me about it. do what you need to do. but don't tell me about it.