Most interesting place you did the deed on campus

[marquee moon]

Bathroom in the classroom section of Wait Chapel. That was not only the most interesting place I did the deed on campus, but the only time I did the deed on campus. Sorry to disappoint.

#latebloomer/willingtoriskaids

 

[Brangus]

I dated the same girl for 3 years but finding unique places on campus was kind of our thing.

Similar for me...I dated the same girl from second half of junior year through senior year and on a little after that, although the break-up gloom was looming large at the end. But I digress. Anyway, I wasn't humble bragging (noted tag), it's just that my on-campus escapades (Mag Room area, patio in front of pit) were with the GF, and it seems more interesting if the story involves a random, but the randoms I hooked up with all wanted to be in my room or theirs, and I wasn't going to argue!

Long damn time ago...

 

[Brangus]

Ask and yee shall receive.

It was the Spring of '72 and the Hebrew Hammer had been on a tear. His 10 inches of man meat was shredding coeds, townies, hookers, confused asian teen boys, you name it. The Fox was fucking everything in sight and I mean everything.

I think it was a Saturday afternoon and rick came tearing into the dorm, all glassy eyed and reeking of vodka and beers.

"I did it, Marv, I finally did it," he said beaming from ear to ear. "I'm a legend now. I fucked the high priestess. Willie Mae Massey has tasted my load."

Willie Mae Massey was an ARA cafeteria legend; she'd been working at Wake since before the Fox first ever sucked his pre-teenage schlong to completion (the Fox was 8 at the time).

Ricky had been obsessed with her since he first set eyes on her and heard her magic words: "What you be have?"

Well, as Ricky told it, he cornered her in the bread pantry and showed her what he'd be have. He proked her hard and he proked her good--10 long minutes as the crow flies.

Rick said Willie Mae left a puddle on the floor and he walked on out and winked back at her while grabbing a handful of tater tots for the road.

They never fornicated again, but as Rick tells it, from that day on, he always got an oversized portion of fries, a sly smile and a whispered, "bless you child."

That fox could fuck.

Dude can really write. Easy to visualize and very entertaining prose...I had to stifle myself to prevent laughing out loud.

 

[meandmyuncleDeac]

I did laugh out loud!

 

[thewakedeacon]

on a bench outside Tribble and in a Tribble classroom the night before graduation.
girl lived across the hall from senior year and we had never hung out prior to that night.