Names for the ding dong

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Ace in the hole
All-day sucker
Apple headed monster
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Boneless beef
Cave dweller
Chicksicle
Chowder dumper
Clam digger
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Custard cannon
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' furry
Deep-veined purple-helmeted Spartan of love
Elmer the glue shooter
Everlasting gob-dropper
Fallopian fiddler
Flesh missile
Foaming beef probe
Gleaming love sword
Glo Worm
Great pyramid
Hammer of Thor
Hanging Chad
He who must be obeyed (No greater truth has ever been spoken)
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Hymen hammer
Incredible bulk
Jerkin' gherkin
Jizz whiz
King Dingaling
Komodo dragon
Lady dagger
Lance of love
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leather lollipop
Love muscle
Magenta mushroom
Man in the pink helmet
Meat thermometer
Mr. Bobo
Mr. Happy
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Nut cannon
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed trouser trout
Otis Deepthroatis
Oyster Probe
Poka-her-hontas
Protein spigot
Pump-actoin yogurt rifle
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Ralph the fur faced chicken (some things cannot be explained)
Reaming tower of penis
Rumpleforeskin
Scooby snack
Sergeant stiffy
Slippery love dolphin
Sperminator
Spurt Reynolds
Taco warmer
Third arm of justice
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Upright citizen
Uterus unicorn
Vaginal depth detector
Veinous maximums
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Weapon of ass destruction
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
XTC stick
Yard O' beef
Zamboni baloney
Zipper ripper

 

[Wakeforest22890]

About half as long as your list of parodies. Not impressed.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

The Noun.

 

[IAppreciateIt]

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[TownieDeac]

About half as long as your list of parodies. Not impressed.

You won't post em