New Condom Tracks Sex Stats Like Thrust Velocity and Speed

[TownieDeac]

https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/icon-smart-condom-ring/

Sorry for scooping you Moon

 

[deacdiggler]

This will certainly streamline the upcoming Donald Ross dickpic

 

[DeaconBrews]

Alright Doofi, let's see if y'all are really data guys

 

[tiltdeac]

Damn. Analytics.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

cancel sex use kenppom

 

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Not sure I can use this with so few data points.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Defs gives a different connotation to small sample size.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Alright Doofi, let's see if y'all are really data guys

They're the definition of Kenpom Luck.

 

[sailordeac]

This is great. What your lover thinks will no longer matter. You'll just be able to cite numbers.

 

[WakeTheNation]

But can it give the slut factor of the vag?

 

[sailordeac]

is there a setting for bjs? Bill Clinton wants to know

 

[deacdiggler]

But can it give the slut factor of the vag?

seems like it should be able to gauge looseness and, based on girth, assess slutiness

 

[deacondamo]

Fuckbit would have been a better name, IMO.

 

[TownieDeac]

iCum

 

[Deacfreak07]

Alright Doofi, let's see if y'all are really data guys

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