Since Wellman, Grobe, Buzz, etc. are obviously not doing their jobs, I propose a strategic billboard initiative to so that the fans can pick up the slack. It's going to take 46 billboards a month, starting with the obvious 'go to class Wake athletes' and progressing into specific athletic and academic knowledge so that we can educate these poor kids...
'eat breakfast it's the most important meal'
'accounting 101 final next Monday, keep studying'
'dont beat up women'
'If it's green and sticky, DON'T smoke it'
'Go to the gym, Cavanaugh'
'go walk in traffic Buzz'
'Ron, spit, DO NOT swallow'
... I am sure you all can come up with more.
'eat breakfast it's the most important meal'
'accounting 101 final next Monday, keep studying'
'dont beat up women'
'If it's green and sticky, DON'T smoke it'
'Go to the gym, Cavanaugh'
'go walk in traffic Buzz'
'Ron, spit, DO NOT swallow'
... I am sure you all can come up with more.
