BobStackFan4Life
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He has to be lying about his age. I'm not even joking.
I mean he doesn't look that old, 47 is old
He looks like Kevin Dunn in Veep
Braves fans will be familiar with this one, but I present Otis Nixon, 32 years old here:
In his defense, I saw him at a gas station at like 3AM about a year ago and he looks exactly the same.
No Greg Oden references?
People have long joked about how Greg Oden looks old as hell, and he does. Who else out there looks either way older or way younger than their actual age?
I submit to the board, US Rep George Holding of NC. Look at this guy:
How old would you guess he is? 65? 70?
Let me tell you, this motherfucker is only 47. 47! That's only 10 years older than me, yet this guy looks like he could be someone's great grandpappy. He looks like a styrofoam plate of wet dogshit tossed carelessly on a backyard campfire.
Now his district has been eliminated and he's talking about challenging another incumbent rep, Renee Elmers, in her district so he can keep working. Bro, that is a terrible idea. You probably have 7 years left to live, at MOST. You need to take this opportunity and retire so you can spend your few remaining years with your family and ticking things off your bucket list, to the extent you're even healthy enough to travel or participate in any activity other than napping in a recliner under a blanket.
Anyway, a few other famous folks come to mind who don't look anything like their age, and maybe I'll post more in a bit, but to me this dude George Holding takes the prize.