If you get to bring one object into the cage that's most associated with your boards name/persona, what are you taking? I think mine would def be a golf club, which I'm pretty pleased with, while GTB's would be a literal piece of feces, or a used condom. Mako, you get a basketball or coach's clipboard. ATS probably gets a dumbbell or some home gym piece of equipment. N&C gets anti-rage medication (not good here).
And then here is how it would look on me...
Matches the one your wife has on your balls.
You could easily wrap some sort of chain around a dangling nutsack then padlock it off
figured it would lock around his prince albert
You've been ducking me long enough, Biff. Round 1. Name the time and place. I'll be out back practicing falling down.
Mines the Creamy Gloop, aimed at ya mom.