Retired US Soccer / World Cup Thread (RIP)

[deacvision7]

The thing I like about Jordan Morris is that he's a little bit fat

Everton signed just the right guy for you!

 

[siff]

McCarty should have come on for Acosta, not Bedoya

 

[HuskyDeac]

Good punch Brad.

 

[siff]

Omg Zardes

 

[Biff Tannen]

Suck so hard.

 

[siff]

Token ginger

 

[HuskyDeac]

Bruce uses the last sub and immediately two guys fall with cramps. Awesome.

 

[siff]

Hopefully we can beat Dominica or Bahamas or whatever fucking island we meet next

 

[siff]

Woof Jordan

 

[siff]

He was onside

 

[siff]

Bedoya is that dude who got an online degree from Duke and wants to talk shit to errrybody ("bro, I played in FRANCE!")

 

[siff]

Alexi is a fucking clown. Lichaj didn't help his cause? Get the fuck outta here.

 

[Deacon]

French Guiana may forfeit the game against Honduras because they played Florent Malouda.

 

[Justicebork]

Totally worth it.

 

[DCDeacon]

Alexi is a fucking clown. Lichaj didn't help his cause? Get the fuck outta here.

Agreed. I thought he acquitted himself quite well. Especially compared to Zusi.

 

[DCDeacon]

Lineup for Nicaragua.

 

[BillBrasky]

Pontius sucks

Obvious late call in

 

[harmoniousmonk]

another inspiring performance

 

[HuskyDeac]

Where does Bruce expect the goals from? One goalscorer on the field.

 

[harmoniousmonk]

boom