Reveal yourself - Post a pic of your dong

[bullets]

In honor of my boy Anthony Weiner (who I could teach a few things about fooling around and not getting caught, but thats another thread for another day) I wanted to start a thread where dudes have the opportunity to show the Pit what they've got.

I would start this thing out but I am afraid that if I post my dong, none of you guys will want to post because it would be like you bringing a Coronita to an Olde English party.

 

[Dented]

It seems the only discernible difference between bullets and buckets is that bullets claims to have a big wang whereas buckets claims to have a tiny one.

 

[marquee moon]

 

[AnonymousDeac]

First bullets post that I think has flopped.

 

[bullshits]

ima hung like a yak, yo'

 

[HeavyPetter]

Check me out on chatroulette.com.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

this thread needs to be taken behind the barn and put down

 

[JackBurden]

ima hung like a yak, yo'

how pathetic is it when a parody gets 14 negative reps from 14 different posters with no positive reps but the creater reps it 9 times to try to keep it in the green even after hes been publically exposed.

 

[Dented]

how pathetic is it when a parody gets 14 negative reps from 14 different posters with no positive reps but the creater reps it 9 times to try to keep it in the green even after hes been publically exposed.

this thread was a complete failure until this post. Nice work Jack.

Seriously zzzz, bullshits is wack.

 

[getsomeDEACinya]

wait whos bullshits??

 

[HeavyPetter]

how pathetic is it when a parody gets 14 negative reps from 14 different posters with no positive reps but the creater reps it 9 times to try to keep it in the green even after hes been publically exposed.

I'm perfectly fine with it and I'm going to go give it some pos rep.

 

[bmoneydeac]

lol zzz give it up man.

 

[marquee moon]

I'm perfectly fine with it and I'm going to go give it some pos rep.

There are certain things around here that Jack has an irrationaly adverse, physically ill reaction to, and moon parodies is one.

 

[tsywake]

wait whos bullshits??

moonzzzz. They're listed on the master outed parodies list on the Mod Disclosure board.

 

[getsomeDEACinya]

aww lots of ITC hate in the tags.

 

[JackBurden]

I'm perfectly fine with it and I'm going to go give it some pos rep.

you should. some of your parodies will need a leg up in the future.

 

[HeavyPetter]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[deacphan]

Horse cock is a funny term. Here you are with a creature that can get as big as a ton, and his cock is what 3 times bigger than a human's?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Heavypetter, don't take this the wrong way....but I totally just realized that you weren't a moonzzz parody. Sorry, I hereafter acknowledge you as existing.

I'm actually Matt.

 

[Matt'sFeelings]

I'm actually Matt.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!