IrishSlim
The Sultan of Swashbuckle
"do you want to be a mod?"
"do I have to do anything?"
"nope, just be yourself; although we'd prefer it if you come back as marquee moon instead of zzzz."
"let me get back to you."
[next day after way too much wine]
"sure, I'll be a mod, but I ain't doing nothing."
"understood."
I can vouch for the accuracy of this.