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Rules for Parents of Daughters

#10 :rulz: Way to ruin it for everyone.
 
So here we go: PIWTPITT 25 Rules for Parents of Daughters

Very prudish rules for a mom who calls her website Please Insert Wide Throbbing Penis In The Tush.
 
The only one I strongly disagree with is #9. We already have large surplus of loud women on this planet, we don't need anymore.
 
Meh.

I am the father of a 17 year old girl. This mom seems very afraid of men and the world.

Here's my take: The type of confidence and security and self-image this mom wants her daughter to have is "taught" through actual effort and achievement in shit. I get the feeling that this mom is one of those "You go, girl!" mom's. Participation trophies and all.

With my daughter, I let her know that I will ALWAYS love her, no matter what. Might not love her actions or words, but I love HER. When she is awesome, I tell her. When she is being a douche, I tell her. When I am being a douche, she tells me. When she accomplishes something, we celebrate. When she fails, I hit her with my belt...I mean help her get better.

The mom who crafted this list seems to be making life hard.
 
Yeah, this list comes across like it would actually result in a more sheltered, naive, obnoxious woman than if she just went off the 'rules for boys' list.
 
I thought for the most part she was on point. I would be interested in knowing where folks thought she was way off-base. You know, so I don't screw up my daughters.

ETA: I love that when I clicked the above link from work that our web filter blocked it and categorized it as "PORN." That will be a fun conversation.
 
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AnotherWF1stDown said:
I thought for the most part she was on point. I would be interested in knowing where folks thought she was way off-base. You know, so I don't screw up my daughters.
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Amen, brother.
 
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