Sexual Fantasies

[Deacfreak07]

From time to time, as I'm sitting in a meeting, I'll look around and wonder about the sort of FREAKY shit these people get into in their personal lives. Like, this lady has a couple kids, is an architect, blah blah blah....oh and she likes to be peed on.

We are simpatico.

 

[lbE08]

From time to time, as I'm sitting in a meeting, I'll look around and wonder about the sort of FREAKY shit these people get into in their personal lives. Like, this lady has a couple kids, is an architect, blah blah blah....oh and she likes to be peed on.

right.

 

[DeaconBrews]

From time to time, as I'm sitting in a meeting, I'll look around and wonder about the sort of FREAKY shit these people get into in their personal lives. Like, this lady has a couple kids, is an architect, blah blah blah....oh and she likes to be peed on.

i have done this. "how many dongs has that lady seen? i bet miles"

 

[iodeac]

so, kind of along the lines of this thread (but not a fantasy)... it's odd to look around a room/meeting and realize probably all of the women have had a dick in their mouth. ...that thought went through my head this morning.

Literal 'mind:blown'?

 

[Deacon923]

Oh god that makes me think of one of my particularly embarrassing "foot in mouth" (lol) moments. I don't even remember what we were talking about but at a tailgate once I said something like, "I mean, we've all had a dick in our mouth before anyway, amirite?" and then realized HTTDs sister was standing right next to me.

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[marquee moon]

From time to time, as I'm sitting in a meeting, I'll look around and wonder about the sort of FREAKY shit these people get into in their personal lives. Like, this lady has a couple kids, is an architect, blah blah blah....oh and she likes to be peed on.

then you realize how ugly most people are and say, shit i do not want to see that secretary getting elbow deep fisted

 

[Say Hey Deac]

so, kind of along the lines of this thread (but not a fantasy)... it's odd to look around a room/meeting and realize probably all of the women have had a dick in their mouth. ...that thought went through my head this morning.

Likewise, every time you shake hands with a dude, you should think to yourself that he has definitely used that hand to crank it, perhaps within the previous 24 hours.

 

[marquee moon]

Likewise, every time you shake hands with a dude, you should think to yourself that he has definitely used that hand to crank it, perhaps within the previous 24 hours.

She should just grab the hand and sniff the palm to see if she detects the odor of stale saliva.

 

[Say Hey Deac]

then you realize how ugly most people are and say, shit i do not want to see that secretary getting elbow deep fisted

I definitely don't want to see it, but it's cool that even the ugly people are doing really dirty stuff, albeit almost assuredly with other ugly people. Like somewhere right now there's an ugly chick who met up with her ugly boyfriend at lunch and they are just totally GOING TO TOWN on each other in a car or restroom. Good for them.

 

[deacphan]

the shit i used to think in meetings when i worked at this one client was redic. there were always like 3-5 babes of varying ages in every meeting.

 

[marquee moon]

the shit i used to think in meetings when i worked at this one client was redic. there were always like 3-5 babes of varying ages in every meeting.

Remember the old Looney Tunes cartoons when one character would be so hungry that when it looked at another character that character looked like a food item....

 

[deacphan]

i'll hold off on specifics of the perverted shit going through my head for the sake of the female posters.

 

[deacphan]

also, i think 95% of my threesome with wife fantasies is to stave off the guilt.

 

[lbE08]

i'll hold off on specifics of the perverted shit going through my head for the sake of the female posters.

oh, yeah, because we're all such delicate flowers.

 

[Deacfreak07]

also, i think 95% of my threesome with wife fantasies is to stave off the guilt.

Were you raised catholic?

 

[awakeandready]

i'll hold off on specifics of the perverted shit going through my head for the sake of the female posters.

PANSY

 

[Deacfreak07]

Anytime I see coworkers have a smart phone, I assume they have exchanged n00dz with their partner.

 

[deacphan]

oh, yeah, because we're all such delicate flowers.

PANSY

lol i guess im the delicate flower

 

[DownEastDeac]

From time to time, as I'm sitting in a meeting, I'll look around and wonder about the sort of FREAKY shit these people get into in their personal lives. Like, this lady has a couple kids, is an architect, blah blah blah....oh and she likes to be peed on.

I can top that:
We have a large church choir. Every Sunday as my mind wanders during the sermon I'll play a mental game of "would I?" starting with the hottest chick in the choir loft and working down in order until I get to "Ms.Mrs. I'll Pass On That One". Depending on my mood and how she looks on a particular Sunday, a chick could be out one week, but on the bubble or in the field the next.

 

[RicoSuave]

I can top that:
We have a large church choir. Every Sunday as my mind wanders during the sermon I'll play a mental game of "would I?" starting with the hottest chick in the choir loft and working down in order until I get to "Ms.Mrs. I'll Pass On That One". Depending on my mood and how she looks on a particular Sunday, a chick could be out one week, but on the bubble or in the field the next.

LOL Thats fantastic