Sheep Preseason Week 1: Answers due Friday 8/4 at 12

[bym051d]

Wait. What. Lions live in the jungle?

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

1. Would you cut off your pinkie for $1,000,000?
Yes - 28
No - 17

2. A fashion designer
Ralph Lauren - 15
Chanel - 10
Versace - 5
Gucci - 4
Armani - 3
Calvin Klein - 3
Louis Vuitton - 3
Michael Kors, Vera Wang - 1

3. A writer of mystery novels
Agatha Christie - 37
Stephen King - 4
James Patterson - 2
Arthur Conan Doyle, John Grisham - 1

I really thought the lady Gaga movie would have moved the needle the other way on this.

 

[deacon14]

Isn't there someone with a spreadsheet that has these old answers compiled? Was it TiC?
I fucking need that shit.

Based on this individual answer, it doesn't appear as though having that data would be particularly helpful.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

I hear this in my head and go straight to the look king where Simba is forced out of his savannah homeland and struggles to find meaning in the foreign jungle. Thank you for taking me there, bym.

 

[TownieDeac]

4. A sport that requires a net
Tennis - 19
Basketball - 18
Soccer - 7
Volleyball - 1

5. A superhero with an alter ego
Superman - 33
Batman - 12

6. A jungle animal
Tiger - 20
Lion - 17
Monkey - 6
Jaguar, Leopard - 1

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

lol sorry for talking about the questions Juice, I'll try to be better

no, your logic is all wrong

you're over-emphasizing factual accuracy

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

Townie, you have the largest penis of anyone on the board. Even larger than DaDeacs.

 

[Donkey Deac Doug]

no, your logic is all wrong

you're over-emphasizing factual accuracy

I sprayed factual accuracy all over Mako's mom's bare back this morning.

 

[TimmyClutch]

#6 is the Domestic vs International airline all over again. Lions live in the savannah, they are not a jungle cat. Also some Tigers live in Russia, no jungles in russia.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

Guys not having a pinkie would be terrible, what is wrong with you people

how do you deliver the shocker without a pinkie?

 

[bym051d]

how do you deliver the shocker without a pinkie?

Devil's advocate - I have 2 hands.

 

[deacon14]

no, your logic is all wrong

you're over-emphasizing factual accuracy

Dude it's possible for me to understand why something is a Sheep answer and still want to discuss the question. Yeah, I understand that some people said yes when their real life answer would be no.

I don't understand why this bothers you enough to call me out specifically

 

[YoungBuck95]

lion lfg

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

i am wholly unbothered

and a reigning sheep champion

 

[Wakeforest22890]

I am out of practice

 

[deac_tracy]

ben and jerrys
orange
bahamas

 

[deachus]

ben and jerrys
orange
bahamas

this but Spain. I think that's gonna bite me in the ass though

 

[bym051d]

ben and jerrys
orange
bahamas

I went back and forth on ice cream and think I landed on Ben and Jerry's.

 

[TownieDeac]

There is potential for a grouping error with the last set as jaguars and leopards are essentially the same, but it’s preseason and they’re bad answers so 🤷‍♂️

 

[bym051d]

this but Spain. I think that's gonna bite me in the ass though

Beach is tough. I went Australia because it started with A.