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The stewards were usually the first to discover traces of every secret sexual liaison at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Monica was always using Steward Nel as one of the people she needed to see and Nel warned her that she didn't want to end up like 'that Paul Jones girl'. Monica viewed herself as smarter than Paula Jones so that couldn't happen.
In late 1996, one of Nel's discoveries was deeply disturbing to him.
'He'd been finding and cleaning semen and lipstick-stained towels for weeks.
'If the stains didn't rinse out, he'd carefully remove them by hand' - hand washing them himself.
Embarrassed for the presidency itself, he didn't want Navy laundry personnel to learn about the semen.
'F***ing Monica!' Byrne thought.
But that wasn't Monica's lipstick stain on the towels. She didn't wear that color.
'I believed that this particular lipstick belonged to the current West Wing receptionist. I just knew it.'
Byrne guessed the receptionist wasn't wiping her mouth on the towels. The president was wiping semen and lipstick off of his penis.
'That was the key to the towels' that bore the White House seal.
Byrne was outraged that the Presidential Seal was violated in such a way. He wouldn't even walk across the Presidential Seal on the Oval Office carpet.
'The White House was where kings and queens, sheikhs and ambassadors met the world's most powerful leader,' he moaned.
'Pageantry was a business expense and SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.'
Byrne decided to take control of this issue.
He 'placed the offending linens' in a trash can liner and hid them near his post in a drawer until the end of the day. He took them home and then worried about illegally destroying evidence.
Clinton was a 'horndog' who 'had difficulty managing where he saw his many mistresses - at the White House or on the road'.
'It baffled the Uniformed Division as to how he could manage all these women without any of them realizing there were so many others.
'He would have been better at running a brothel in a red-light district than the White House.'
The stewards were usually the first to discover traces of every secret sexual liaison at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Monica was always using Steward Nel as one of the people she needed to see and Nel warned her that she didn't want to end up like 'that Paul Jones girl'. Monica viewed herself as smarter than Paula Jones so that couldn't happen.
In late 1996, one of Nel's discoveries was deeply disturbing to him.
'He'd been finding and cleaning semen and lipstick-stained towels for weeks.
'If the stains didn't rinse out, he'd carefully remove them by hand' - hand washing them himself.
Embarrassed for the presidency itself, he didn't want Navy laundry personnel to learn about the semen.
'F***ing Monica!' Byrne thought.
But that wasn't Monica's lipstick stain on the towels. She didn't wear that color.
'I believed that this particular lipstick belonged to the current West Wing receptionist. I just knew it.'
Byrne guessed the receptionist wasn't wiping her mouth on the towels. The president was wiping semen and lipstick off of his penis.
'That was the key to the towels' that bore the White House seal.
Byrne was outraged that the Presidential Seal was violated in such a way. He wouldn't even walk across the Presidential Seal on the Oval Office carpet.
'The White House was where kings and queens, sheikhs and ambassadors met the world's most powerful leader,' he moaned.
'Pageantry was a business expense and SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.'
Byrne decided to take control of this issue.
He 'placed the offending linens' in a trash can liner and hid them near his post in a drawer until the end of the day. He took them home and then worried about illegally destroying evidence.
Clinton was a 'horndog' who 'had difficulty managing where he saw his many mistresses - at the White House or on the road'.
'It baffled the Uniformed Division as to how he could manage all these women without any of them realizing there were so many others.
'He would have been better at running a brothel in a red-light district than the White House.'
