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WEll done sir. I had two friends back in junior year that did a case between them in an hour. One guy was a big dude, about 220 and 6'3 the other about 5'11" and 150 soaking wet. The only rule was that there was to be no puking within 20 minutes of the finish. Obviously there were some fairly large wagers (for college juniors anyway) on this feat. I knew these guys pretty well and ended up betting on them. They both start out furiously and finish 5 beers each within the first 15 or so minutes. Looks like they should coast to the win and I should get paid.
As the challenge wore on, the pace obviously slowed a bit. They were still well on pace, with the big guy pounding a beer ever 5 or so minutes. Unfortunately as the smaller dude gets drunk, he develops a napoleon complex of sorts. The crowd seizes on this weakness immediately and starts pointing out how the big guy is totally carrying the team. This is false, but it makes no difference. With 10 minutes to go, the big guy has drank about 14 and the little guy 9. The point where it was over was when the big guy says, "Dude, let me just drink the last one. Im fine and you look like you are struggling." At this point im begging the little one to let it go. Sacrafice a little bit and let the closer do what he is paid to do. He drinks the beer as if its nothing of course and starts drunkenly getting on my case. Everyone thinks challenge over. Time runs out on the hour and all the beers are done. As a victory lap of sorts the big guy cracks another beer and starts drinking because, "Guy, im fucking thirsty." Again, those with action on this are not pleased. Unfortunately we were worried about the wrong horse. No one noticed the little dude wander off in the house. Ends up puking on our wall 5 feet from a trashcan with less than 2 minutes left on the no vom period. Lost 50 bucks and 2 Lobster dinners at Arigato.
