You know what? I read that whole thread on InsideCarolina. First of all, that's a great site. I hope that ninernation.net gets to be that big someday and pulls that kind of traffic, but "baby steps."
But you know what? They're right. Wake is a red-headed step child in this conference and evertime you sunzabitches ever win anything it's a total goddamn fluke. So instead of telling Charlotte that we should join the Southern Conference or the CAA, why don't you go join up with the mid-majors where you belong and we'll fill your slot in the ACC, at least until the ACC falls apart and the Big East or the SEC comes calling for us.
Wake Forest is like a dead body on the side on the highway. Charlotte is like a ravenous coyote coming to eat your flesh in the hot sun. We're going to eat your flesh, then we're going to eat your organs and everything else. Then we're going to pull your carcass off the road so animal control won't come and remove it. We're going to hide it in the woods. Then we're going to come back and fuck your dead carcass up the ass. We're going to haunt you douche bitches till the day people stop paying $50,000 for a $5 educacion. Then we're going to come back to the woods, pull back the weeds, and skull fuck you motherfuckers through your rotted eye sockets.
Charlotte to the ACC! Today!