Marv is so bad, he's almost funny.
My personal fave:
Also, this thread desperately needs some Harv.
Ask and yee shall receive.
It was the Spring of '72 and the Hebrew Hammer had been on a tear. His 10 inches of man meat was shredding coeds, townies, hookers, confused asian teen boys, you name it. The Fox was fucking everything in sight and I mean everything.
I think it was a Saturday afternoon and rick came tearing into the dorm, all glassy eyed and reeking of vodka and beers.
"I did it, Marv, I finally did it," he said beaming from ear to ear. "I'm a legend now. I fucked the high priestess. Willie Mae Massey has tasted my load."
Willie Mae Massey was an ARA cafeteria legend; she'd been working at Wake since before the Fox first ever sucked his pre-teenage schlong to completion (the Fox was 8 at the time).
Ricky had been obsessed with her since he first set eyes on her and heard her magic words: "What you be have?"
Well, as Ricky told it, he cornered her in the bread pantry and showed her what he'd be have. He proked her hard and he proked her good--10 long minutes as the crow flies.
Rick said Willie Mae left a puddle on the floor and he walked on out and winked back at her while grabbing a handful of tater tots for the road.
They never fornicated again, but as Rick tells it, from that day on, he always got an oversized portion of fries, a sly smile and a whispered, "bless you child."
That fox could fuck.