The Most [Epic] Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

[OGBDeacon07]

OMG OMG OMG

somebody found her reddit sn

http://www.reddit.com/user/bluekiwi92

At the very top?

What are your guilty pleasure late-night snacks? by Mexican_Belugain AskReddit
[–]bluekiwi92 -2 points 1 month ago
Cock.

And further down

What is one thing in life that you really wanted to do but gave up on before you could achieve your goal? Why did you give up? by Pianoangel420in AskReddit
[–]bluekiwi92 0 points 1 month ago
I started lifting weights so that my arms wouldn't get so tired during handjobs, but then I realized it's just easier and more appreciated to slobber all over a cock than awkwardly rub it with your hand

No Gonewild pics? LAME

 

[OGBDeacon07]

So the real question is, who wants to be DP #4710?

Or is it #4710 & 4711?

 

[PhDeac]

Like half our board is in love with her

The apparent story is she was a DG at Virginia Tech but transferred to Maryland. On her reddit page there is something about her mom having cancer, so her transferring could have something to do with that. Delta Gamma is apparently a queen sorority at VT, one of the better ones, while its opposite that at Maryland. She might have gotten fed up with it, thought she was better than the girls or belonged in a better sorority or something, and just reached a breaking point. And we get to witness the destruction.

She's like Cowgirl Jen with substance.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

damn the suque has found out everything she has ever written on the internet, ever

 

[OGBDeacon07]

Holy shit. Their website got hacked. And there's a marriage proposal on the front page.. LMAOO

http://www.dgumd.moonfruit.com/

 

[OGBDeacon07]

 

[truifh0]

Holy shit. Their website got hacked. And there's a marriage proposal on the front page.. LMAOO

http://www.dgumd.moonfruit.com/

The leadership tab takes you to Kim Jong-Un's wikipedia page. Hilarious.

 

[JDawg]

 

[OGBDeacon07]

Props to the hacker for the song pick.. fits that chick to a T:

 

[tobbs3eb]

For whatever reason all the cock blocking comments made me think of this

 

[Bears and Deacs]

Stephen Lynch is awesome.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Jon Stewart just said cunt punters on TDS.

 

[JDawg]

I heard on the radio this morning that reports are that this chick has disappeared from campus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BAAAAAAAAAAACK

 

[Say Hey Deac]

This girl was born to post on the Suque.

She would be their ITK, only meaner and less cool.

 

[Deacfreak07]

She would be their ITK, only meaner and less cool.

+1

 

[Go]

Clearly she needs an agent and a reality show

 

[PhilliesDeacs]

Morning wood = breakfast in bed is my new fav from her repertoire

 

[KickballDeac]

Wait, if her name is Becca Martinson, whom is 'Julia' referencing [in the unedited letter pasted on the hacked website]?

 

[lokisapocalypse]

What's the over / under until someone finds nude pictures of her?

 

[DeaconCav06]

Morning wood = breakfast in bed is my new fav from her repertoire

Pretty sure that was a post on total frat move as a #TSM