DeacNutt
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First, let me say that I saw a man's arm nearly chopped off when he was servicing (not the good kind) a RedBox machine in a Kroger, and so I don't use "epic" lightly.
I went to the Krog to grab some groceries for dinner with Mrs. DeacNutt, and as I was pulling up to park, I notice, hey, there's a police car in front of the store with its lights a-flashing. I think nothing of it, park, and start walking towards the store as a big burly African American cop is dragging out an obviously drunk and very disorderly middle aged white dude.
The guy was struggling, and that was funny enough because the cop had at least 150 pounds on this guy. As the cop opened the door to the squad car, the guy began yelling over and over, "This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!" - a clear homage to Walter Sobchak. Mothers were cradling their babes to their chests, and there's me laughing my chubby ass off in the middle of the crosswalk. It took me a good minute to catch my breath. The cop was a bit less amused, but I think even he was thinking to himself, "This isn't Vietnam, Walter. There are rules."
I went to the Krog to grab some groceries for dinner with Mrs. DeacNutt, and as I was pulling up to park, I notice, hey, there's a police car in front of the store with its lights a-flashing. I think nothing of it, park, and start walking towards the store as a big burly African American cop is dragging out an obviously drunk and very disorderly middle aged white dude.
The guy was struggling, and that was funny enough because the cop had at least 150 pounds on this guy. As the cop opened the door to the squad car, the guy began yelling over and over, "This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!" - a clear homage to Walter Sobchak. Mothers were cradling their babes to their chests, and there's me laughing my chubby ass off in the middle of the crosswalk. It took me a good minute to catch my breath. The cop was a bit less amused, but I think even he was thinking to himself, "This isn't Vietnam, Walter. There are rules."