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The Olympics are so fucking dumb

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From deadspin:

http://deadspin.com/5903795/posting...m-the-london-olympics-could-land-you-in-court


• Branding police are going around Olympic stadia taping over or scratching out non-sponsor brands and logos on things like toilets and sinks. Enjoy that job.

• Athletes are FORBIDDEN from discussing any non-sponsor products. Want a Gatorade (made by Pepsi) after your 10k training run? Keep it to yourself. London 2012 is exclusive to Powerade (and Coca-Cola).

• Local businesses have already been threatened with legal action for using any combination of two or more of the following numbers and words: Olympic, London, 2012, summer, or games. Let's try them all in a sentence: "The people behind the London 2012 Olympic summer games are cretins."

• Poses and gestures that are even reminiscent of the Games are verboten. At Barcelona ‘92, British sprinter Sally Gunnell won gold in the 400m hurdles and famously draped herself in the Union Jack as she celebrated. When she attempted to strike a similar pose during a recent photo shoot for non-sponsor easyJet, she got smacked down because British Air is an official Olympic sponsor (and apparently now a co-owner of the British flag).

• Attendees aren't allowed to post videos and photos from the events to Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, or other social media. They can only share images from competitions for private use, seemingly to prevent any unauthorized exploitation of the world's greatest "amateur" sporting event. And "private" is to be taken in the most limited sense possible—as in just you and your closest friends, with the lights out and the blinds drawn. A strict interpretation of the rules would consider it a violation to upload, say, pictures of yourself in the stands during a basketball game to your blog. It's unclear how any of this will be enforced, but transgressors better keep a bag packed.
 
How unfortunate. The Olympics used to be awesome, a sporting extension of the Cold War. Since the fall of the old USSR, they have become boring, commercialized tripe.
 
The Olympics are still awesome. It's the governments of the countries that host the games that are fucked up.

Don't forget to add the IOC in there... they are probably the main offenders.
 
Watching Phelps' last race (to set the gold medal record) in a bar on a Saturday night was still awesome. Blind nationalism FTW
 
• Branding police are going around Olympic stadia taping over or scratching out non-sponsor brands and logos on things like toilets and sinks. Enjoy that job.

There were NCAA Tournament stickers on every surface in Greensboro that had any ad or log on it within camerashot.
 
Any lawyers want to chime in about the free use of the words summer, 2012, London, and games. Seems like the only one that might fly is Olympics.
 
The Olympics are still awesome. It's the governments of the countries that host the games that are fucked up.

Can you explain how the fact athletes can't mention Gatorade and have to drink Powerade is a government issue?
 
The Olympics are still awesome. It's the governments of the countries that host the games that are fucked up.

No, it's the individual Olympic committees. And they are just following the lead of the IOC, which is ridiculously corrupt and just chases as much money as they can. The IOC isn't tied to a government. It's the closest thing to the embodiment of the Olympic Games. And it's fucking awful
 
Watching Phelps' last race (to set the gold medal record) in a bar on a Saturday night was still awesome. Blind nationalism FTW

Yeah that night was awesome. I think my girl Nastia won the gold that night as well. I never thought I would see a bar full of hundreds of 20 something's going nuts over women's gymnastics.

Blind nationalism is awesome. My World Cup bar experiences in 2006 and 2010 were just as insane.
 
Any lawyers want to chime in about the free use of the words summer, 2012, London, and games. Seems like the only one that might fly is Olympics.

We would need lawyers familiar with British law since the article mentions local businesses. Since the Olympics are being hosted in London, I'd imagin it refers to that locality.
 
Its probably like the super bowl. You can't use super bowl, nfl, or super sunday in advertisements. It is why all of those sponsors have contests for the "the big game" even though I think the NFL even tried to protect that one too.
 
^^what nomadic said.

and it's ridiculous with the Super Bowl restrictions too.
 
You realize that kickers at wake had to cover up non Nike logos on their kicking cleat

Towels are folded on the bench to show the Gatorade logo.
 
You realize that kickers at wake had to cover up non Nike logos on their kicking cleat

Towels are folded on the bench to show the Gatorade logo.

If we wore anything other than nike, we had to tape completely over it. Since we were very non-revenue, we only had to do it at big invitationals, conference, and regionals.
 
No, it's the individual Olympic committees. And they are just following the lead of the IOC, which is ridiculously corrupt and just chases as much money as they can. The IOC isn't tied to a government. It's the closest thing to the embodiment of the Olympic Games. And it's fucking awful

Of course the various Olymopic committees are behind this. But it is also a function of the host government, at least according to the article you posted:

"This absurd rule is but one of the many that Parliament has put in place to give Olympics sponsors a new level of copyright protection and crush all forms of self-expression not sanctioned by assholes in board rooms."
 
If we wore anything other than nike, we had to tape completely over it. Since we were very non-revenue, we only had to do it at big invitationals, conference, and regionals.

That's not true. We had both Nike and Adidas gear issued to us by Wake for a few years. The uniforms/warm-ups were Nike, but the shoes/spikes were Adidas. Nobody ever made us cover any logos up for any meet.
 
That's not true. We had both Nike and Adidas gear issued to us by Wake for a few years. The uniforms/warm-ups were Nike, but the shoes/spikes were Adidas. Nobody ever made us cover any logos up for any meet.

Contracts were different for each sport.
 
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