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The religious right's hypocrisy now on full display

Frosty said:
In the same vein there's the old:

If you want to clear out your liquor invite a Baptist over. If you don't want your booze touched just invite two Baptists.
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That's very good.
 
Frosty said:
In the same vein there's the old:

If you want to clear out your liquor invite a Baptist over. If you don't want your booze touched just invite two Baptists.
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Reminds me of a supposed Will Rogers quote during prohibition - "Oklahoma will remain dry as long as the last Baptist can stagger to the polls."
 
CHillDeac said:
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Trump definitely has a thing for Eastern European women (she's the daughter of Russian Jewish immigrants). I'm sure she will use her "ample assets" (to quote the NY Post article) to help keep the Trump grift machine running smoothly at the RNC.
 
On the subject of religion jokes. There is one about a teenage boy asking his dad to buy him a car and the dad saying “first you’ve got to cut your hair’ and the boy saying “but dad, Jesus had long hair” and the dad retorting “that’s right, but Jesus walked everywhere.” Does anyone know the origin of that joke?
 
birdman said:
On the subject of religion jokes. There is one about a teenage boy asking his dad to buy him a car and the dad saying “first you’ve got to cut your hair’ and the boy saying “but dad, Jesus had long hair” and the dad retorting “that’s right, but Jesus walked everywhere.” Does anyone know the origin of that joke?
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Pretty sure it's in one of Paul's epistles. Or maybe the Smothers Brothers.
 
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