Totally Unofficial 2015/16 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[Justicebork]

Stones returns today!

 

[deacvision7]

United going with the back 3 today?

Yep, without the healthy midfield options looks like Jones, Evans, and McNair at the back with Rooney, Carrick, and Mata in the midfield.

 

[TownieDeac]

Stones returns today!

McCarthy, Mirallas, and Barry, too. Good lineup today.

 

[wakephan09]

That's David Pleat -- he mispronounces nearly every players' name.

He certainly knows quite a bit about every Chelsea player.

 

[deacvision7]

He certainly knows quite a bit about every Chelsea player.

"Will-Anne"

 

[ipitytheblue]

HARRY FUCKIN KANE Y'ALL

 

[ipitytheblue]

FUTURE OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL or something

 

[BillBrasky]

Stonesy down only 10 mins in

FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[BillBrasky]

And he appears to be okay. Also LOVE Ross back in a CAM role. About time Roberto.

 

[BillBrasky]

And Ross with a bloody nose that won't stop. Fucking Stoke.

 

[deacvision7]

BIG DAVE

 

[deacvision7]

Newcastle shot...blocked out to Rooney. To Mata. To Falcao. To Rooney. GOAL!

1-0

What a counter attack!!

 

[BillBrasky]

And now a Potter is down

MOAR injuries

 

[deacvision7]

Falcoa cleared out 20 yards from goal and Rooney chases the ball down going away from Newcastle's goal... Mike Jones plays ADVANTAGE. hahahahahaha What in the hell?

 

[BillBrasky]

Barry just flubbed a 3 foot tap-in off a beautiful corner from Mirallas. Come on.

 

[TownieDeac]

That's gotta be a red. Lee Mason is a coward. Last man back by a mile.

 

[BillBrasky]

WHAT THE FUCK? That's the last man. And a red card Lee.

 

[TownieDeac]

And now a penalty to Stoke on the counter.

 

[deacvision7]

Juan Mata is tearing Newcastle to shreds. Just set up Rooney for his 2nd goal. 2-0. Too easy.

 

[TownieDeac]

Bojan went down way too easily. Fucking abysmal refereeing Lee Mason.