Totally Unofficial 2019/2020 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[TownieDeac]

United bringing in Cavani with all their needs they aren’t addressing is a curious move. Desperate even.

Sort of like buying Van de Beek

 

[Kory]

COYI

 

[Fayettenam]

Kieran Tierney’s awful haircut is only exacerbated by his unwillingness to untuck his shirt.

 

[BillBrasky]

Woah Up the Bubbles!

Just need Villa to knock off Liverpool and we are three points clear!

 

[ipitytheblue]

UNITED AND PENALTIES HUH

/s that was totally a pen

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Whoa, good response. What are you doing Maguire?!?!?

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

DDG probably needs to be a little braver and come get that header.

 

[ipitytheblue]

well well well how the turn tables

Lamela pumped about his start, it seems (in addition to that circus act)

 

[wfudkn]

Calamitous

 

[Fayettenam]

This back line makes for exciting watching. Lol.

 

[HuskyDeac]

Ha, what is going on?

 

[ipitytheblue]

Please let's never break those two apart.

 

[Fayettenam]

Calamitous.

 

[wfudkn]

What a fucking joke

 

[HuskyDeac]

Lamela should be off as well. This is going to turn into a rout.

 

[ipitytheblue]

Soft but yeah, can't really be hitting people in the face even in retaliation.

KANE + SON 4EVER

 

[BillBrasky]

Martial is an idiot, got baited into that. But by the rule of the law it’s a red. Players have been sent off for less

Lamela should have gotten a yellow though.

 

[ipitytheblue]

MY SON

 

[wfudkn]

United is an unmitigated disaster

 

[wfudkn]

Fuck you woodward