Now that he'll be in charge let's think about how the showman will produce it.
To show that he is good for women, the casts of Vegas' Thunder Down Under and Chippendale's will open the the proceedings.
Joe Arpaiao will be the MC. He'll be led into the hall by pink clad Mexican convicts to a rousing rendition of "Another Brick in the Wall".
Like he did with building Trump Tower and does every year at Mira Lago, all the convention staff will be flown in from Eastern Europe rather than hiring Americans. Trump's top aide, Paul Manafort will hire "employees" of his Russian Mafia clients to be "security".
Included in the goodie bags for convention will be an assortment of feminine hygiene products in case they are bleeding from you know where. There will be a Trump tie that is made in China to show how he uses American workers to make his products.
Trump, himself, will be carried into the hall on a throne by topless women. He'll be saying, "These tits are just like my daughter's."
Ah, think of the other fun we'll see.
To show that he is good for women, the casts of Vegas' Thunder Down Under and Chippendale's will open the the proceedings.
Joe Arpaiao will be the MC. He'll be led into the hall by pink clad Mexican convicts to a rousing rendition of "Another Brick in the Wall".
Like he did with building Trump Tower and does every year at Mira Lago, all the convention staff will be flown in from Eastern Europe rather than hiring Americans. Trump's top aide, Paul Manafort will hire "employees" of his Russian Mafia clients to be "security".
Included in the goodie bags for convention will be an assortment of feminine hygiene products in case they are bleeding from you know where. There will be a Trump tie that is made in China to show how he uses American workers to make his products.
Trump, himself, will be carried into the hall on a throne by topless women. He'll be saying, "These tits are just like my daughter's."
Ah, think of the other fun we'll see.
