Uber CEO Letter to Employees - #TFM

[tigerswood]

Surprised there hasn't been any chatter about this yet (apologies if there has and I've missed it). Are these type of correspondences normal for those living the #startuplyfe? Reads like a fraternity beach weekend itinerary.

https://www.recode.net/2017/6/8/15765514/2013-miami-letter-uber-ceo-kalanick-employees-sex-rules-company-celebration

4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Travis will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML

I think I'll start requiring such an emphatic response to secure consent on a go-forward.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Probably should get it in writing, maybe even notarized.

 

[Biff Tannen]

I've never had an Uber drive I wanted to bone anyway.

 

[bym051d]

I've never had an Uber drive I wanted to bone anyway.

Not to worry, it limits it to employee-employee relationships.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Yeah, but if there was an Uber babe I wanted to hook it with, I might sign up as an Uber driver just so I could get in her pants.

 

[bym051d]

Yeah, but if there was an Uber babe I wanted to hook it with, I might sign up as an Uber driver just so I could get in her pants.

Better get that emphatic "yes" before, and not during, the encounter.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

so...am i supposed to not use Uber, then?

 

[tigerswood]

so...am i supposed to not use Uber, then?

Nah. Although, I randomly have 50% off all Lyft rides for the next week, so there's that.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

I did ask a Lyft driver in one time. She did not give an emphatic "Yes!"

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Bro taking an indefinite leave of absence.