Best Ticket Buyer EVER!!!!!!!!!!
I need a ticket. I'm giving my three season tickets to the wife, her twin and my sister who are celebrating reunions. I'm the odd man out. If you come out to the Orange lot in front of the Pepsi entrance I will feed you BBQ and beer until you explode and buy the ticket as well. Fuck yeah I will!!!!!! And there is more...
If the ticket is next to you I will be better than the best fucking fan you've ever seen. I know shit. I'll explain zone blocking, how the digital jumbotron works, how real BBQ is made. You don't like talking during the game. Fantastic!! I can sit on my hands with the best of them Fuck yeah!!!! Do you need someone to run to the consessions stand for drinks and a dog... I am all over that shit!!!!!! I can run the 40 in 4.7. You'll be knee deep in Pepsi and dogs in a heartbeat!!! I live for this shit. I'm also tidy. I'll pick up your shit underneath the seat and deposit it in the garbage receptical. Shit, I'll clean up the whole fucking section for a ticket. It may get cold late in the game. I've got Wake sweat shirts, blankets, you fucking name it, I got it!!! You'll think you're back in your fucking living room watching the game in high def... Oh fuck yeah... we've got this shit covered. Pepsi, hot dogs, warm shit to wear... YES!!!!!
PM my ass... the $$$$ for that ticket are waiting with the BBQ and beer in the Orange Lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!