What kind of conservative are you?

[DeaconSig]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/what-kind-of-conservative-are-you

What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

You got: Kicking Ass Conservative!
America First! You love this country and perhaps served in the Armed Forces. There is nothing more important than a strong national defense and when people mess with America they should expect a Holy ass whipping.

Murica! Fuck Yeah!

 

[bym051d]

What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

You got: LIBERAL!

Damn you! Quit turning America into a marxist paradise. Go back to Canada or France and pay your 75% income tax.

 

[bigdoublezero]

Old School Conservative. Must have been the scotch and cigars.

 

[Lectro]

Old School Conservative. Must have been the scotch and cigars.

Sure

 

[bigdoublezero]

Good one, Lectro.

 

[Lectro]

Good one, Lectro.

Sure. Any time.

 

[bigdoublezero]

Lectro's got a computer terminal at the public library all to himself this morning, and he knows how to use it. Let's just say Netscape Navigator is about to get a workout.

 

[Lectro]

Lectro's got a computer terminal at the public library all to himself this morning, and he knows how to use it. Let's just say Netscape Navigator is about to get a workout.

Sure.

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

You got: Conservative Bro!

You just like to drink and rage with your friends. You’re attracted to a conservative ideology because it allows fewer rules and regulations. You will be successful in life simply because you’re awesome. Most likely to become a libertarian after college. U mad Bro?

Actually pretty spot on.

 

[The Mangler]

Whoa, you're a Libertarian

 

[dot com]

You got: Old-School, Traditionalist Conservative

You love conservatism the way John Locke loved property rights. America is the head of Western Civilization due to robust social and economic traditions and principles. Russell Kirk, Edmund Burke and William F. Buckley Jr. are heroes.

 

[WakeandBake]

The term 'bro' has been ruined with this generation.

 

[leftcoastdeac]

You got: Old-School, Traditionalist Conservative

You love conservatism the way John Locke loved property rights. America is the head of Western Civilization due to robust social and economic traditions and principles. Russell Kirk, Edmund Burke and William F. Buckley Jr. are heroes.

Same.

 

[bigdoublezero]

Also I love Lectro's sad tags on this thread when I wasn't even the one who posted the ones about him.

 

[EatLeadCommie]

You got: Overthrow the Government Tea Party Conservative

You just hate the waste and overspending in government. If we liquidated congress and started over with a crop of constitutional conservatives everything would get better almost immediately. You cannot trust Washington DC or their absurd taxes on regular middle-class hardworking Americans. The Constitution is the greatest document ever conceived and it’s our job to protect it.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

You got: Whoa, you’re a Libertarian!
Via commons.wikimedia.org
Yeah, you knew what you were doing. You’re not technically a “conservative” but let’s be honest, who do you trust most with your civil liberties? Individual liberty, political freedom, and voluntary association for all, down with the state!

 

[beatrix]

You got: Old-School, Traditionalist Conservative

Blah blahblah..

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Old School Conservative. Must have been the scotch and cigars.

neither of which you're particularly fond of, you lying liar

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Sure.

#neverfails

 

[silk]

Whoa, you're a Libertarian

Same