First job for pay was as a bat boy for the Carolina Mudcats minor league baseball team. I was 16 years old and made a cool $15 a game. I would arrive around 3 PM for a 7 PM game and usually leave around 11 PM, so it worked out to about $2 per hour. Still pretty cool. That was an awesome team -- Jason Kendall, Tony Womack, Elmer Dessens.
I think you win for coolest job!