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Where Is Putin?

Wakeforest22890

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Apparently Putin hasn't been publicly seen in over a week sparking all sorts of rumors regarding if he's dead, if he has been removed as the de facto dictator, etc.

Seems pretty odd given his normal public persona where he is everywhere all the time. So where is Putin? My guess is he has cancer or something like that.
 
Has anyone seen these two in the last week?

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I'm not sure, but I got on a plane to Oslo where someone at the TV station said he wanted to visit Tiananmen Square.

When I arrived in Beijing, I attempted to talk to a butcher but a piano fell, barely missing my head. That's when I knew I was close.

I'll soon have him, I just need to get the warrant.

DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!
 
Kremlin is preparing for some event based on cameras in the area. Putin still hasn't been seen and Russia has now tried to pass off a picture from a few months ago as evidence that Putin had meetings this week and then the state news source accidentally released news about a meeting scheduled to happen monday but was talking about it in the past tense before apologizing for it. So that's odd.

Lots of rumors swirling still that he is either dead or has been deposed in a coup.
 
A week or so after a political rival was killed? Wow.
 
Another rumor is that he's with his lover who just gave birth. Probably the least likely scenario.
 
It's going to be something lame like he was on a private vacation in Sochi.
 
Another rumor is that he's with his lover who just gave birth. Probably the least likely scenario.

The image of Putin saying "Push babe. You got it!" is hilarious.
 
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