Whom Do You Want to Take to Pound Town?

[HeavyPetter]

Either because you have a special crush on her or you want to provide her with the distinct displeasure of a sexual encounter with the likes of yourself.

 

[HeavyPetter]

I'm going with the first lady. She has nice arms.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Palin

 

[HeavyPetter]

ITC makes passes at cougars who wear glasses.

 

[BirtherDeac]

Who's nailin' Palin? I'm nailin' Palin.

 

[GoinHoggin]

Foxx. Let Me Put My Love Into You Babe.

 

[SkinsNDeacs]

Gabby Giffords...

too soon?

 

[PhDeac]

Not if you're into that Skins. I'll refrain from any jokes that insinuate you may be used to women with brain damage from your time at App.

(she is pretty cute though)

Off that list, I like Palin, Haley, Bachmann, Obama, and Sanford ex.

 

[KanhojiAngre]

Off that list, I like Palin, Haley, Bachmann, Obama, and Sanford ex.

That's the list. Can debate the order.

Virginia Foxx? WTF?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Interesting that I'm the only one non-racist enough to see the beauty of a nubian queen. Sgt Hulka went interracial with Nikki Haley.

 

[RicoSuave]

Is this even a question? Palin is the sexiest woman alive, and the others listed range anywhere from "not unattractive" to "buck ugly".

As for Nikki Haley, I've seen interviews on TV where she does not appear in full make-up (or the makeup is faded due to heat) and it looks like she has significant acne scarring on her face. Not pretty.

 

[BillBrasky]

I put Bachman because of the crazy eyes

 

[Shooshmoo]

IPalin is the sexiest woman alive, and the others listed range anywhere from "not unattractive" to "buck ugly".

Buck ugly? WTF is buck ugly?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Still waiting for Go to show up and express his undying love for Michelle Bachman.

 

[DeaconCav06]

I put Bachman because of the crazy eyes

Crazy chicks are better in the sack. Fact.

 

[RicoSuave]

Buck ugly? WTF is buck ugly?

Your mother.

 

[truifh0]

Surprised Jenny Sanford isn't getting some votes. I actually know her sister and she's probably hotter than Jenny. She's an artist that went to Georgetown and was actually friends with Mutumbo in college.

 

[JamesSokolove]

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The results of this poll are classic. Needed an option for Enfields wife since sports can me political. She's the only one who gives Palin any competition.