WHY DO YOU LIE?

[Bob]

Myself? For personal gain.

I'm a scumbag.

You?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Neg rep. Should have been a poll.

But welcome to the board.

 

[94Deac]

'Cause I didn't want you to know I banged your mom.

Cat's outta the bag now, though.

 

[Bob]

Are you aware in how many states necrophilia is a crime?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Are you aware in how many states necrophilia is a crime?

Let's do this the easy way. List the one's where it's not.

 

[Bob]

Federally or locally, Joe?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Locally. The feds got nothing on me.

 

[Bob]

30 states, you live in one.

You got someone in mind buddy?

 

[cookoutdeac]

:laugh:

well this thread was better than I expected.

 

[HeavyPetter]

I've had my eye on Brittany Murphy for awhile.

 

[ConnorEl]

Lie or lay? Always confusing.

 

[Willis]

Why does everyone always want to know what I am talkin' bout?

 

[HeavyPetter]

I always had a thing for Dana Plato. Purely platonic of course. What's she up to these days?

 

[Willis]

She off'd herself in 99'.

 

[HeavyPetter]

She's dead then?

 

[Willis]

Yep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Plato

 

[Bob]

This is your chance to shine Joe.

 

[BobStackFan4Life]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius