OldGoldBeard
A Sorry WR Like Crabtree
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2011
- Messages
- 4,674
- Reaction score
- 1,801
How They Got Here: Rico- 62, Cav- 20
Caturday 58, RSF- 39
Why Rico Should Win: Ugh. Perhaps no poster has a greater divide between perception and reality than Biggoty Biggoty. In his mind, he's the older, wiser, sophisticated professor having fun with his proteges. In reality, he's the creepy, slightly drunk, slightly racist uncle with below-average intelligence who makes everyone trade uncomfortable glances with half his comments. Unintentional hilarity, they name is Rico.
Caturday, on the other hand, is what every Pit dwarf dreams of being, and doesn't mind telling the tale, or going off on Jeffrey [Redacted]. Often psychotic, but never boring, Caturday is a deer-caused car wreck waiting to happen.
Why Caturday Should Win: Delusions. Of. Grandeur. Caturday is one of the few board members who is truly a dick, a personality borne of his prodigious wealth, prestigious career, and habit of banging super-model quality girls. Or so he says. Manic mood swings, off-the-handle explosions, and a deteriorating capacity to discern fiction from reality have earned Caturday plenty of enemies.
Rico, while typically insufferable, is at least good-natured, and most of his mishaps are unintentional. He may "poke fun" of people in a cringe-worthy manner, but there's never any malice behind, and he seems like he's at least an okay (if somewhat backwards) guy.
Caturday 58, RSF- 39
Why Rico Should Win: Ugh. Perhaps no poster has a greater divide between perception and reality than Biggoty Biggoty. In his mind, he's the older, wiser, sophisticated professor having fun with his proteges. In reality, he's the creepy, slightly drunk, slightly racist uncle with below-average intelligence who makes everyone trade uncomfortable glances with half his comments. Unintentional hilarity, they name is Rico.
Caturday, on the other hand, is what every Pit dwarf dreams of being, and doesn't mind telling the tale, or going off on Jeffrey [Redacted]. Often psychotic, but never boring, Caturday is a deer-caused car wreck waiting to happen.
Why Caturday Should Win: Delusions. Of. Grandeur. Caturday is one of the few board members who is truly a dick, a personality borne of his prodigious wealth, prestigious career, and habit of banging super-model quality girls. Or so he says. Manic mood swings, off-the-handle explosions, and a deteriorating capacity to discern fiction from reality have earned Caturday plenty of enemies.
Rico, while typically insufferable, is at least good-natured, and most of his mishaps are unintentional. He may "poke fun" of people in a cringe-worthy manner, but there's never any malice behind, and he seems like he's at least an okay (if somewhat backwards) guy.
