Fill in your own. Here's mine, both happened yesterday:
--You dream Arian Foster had 9 catches. Then you get to brag to Opponent X because you were right that having Leinart at QB would increase his workload/dump offs.
--Your girlfriend takes your phone and reads your text messaging threads with 4 different Opponents and thinks that your in some drug dealings with all of the trade talk.
--You dream Arian Foster had 9 catches. Then you get to brag to Opponent X because you were right that having Leinart at QB would increase his workload/dump offs.
--Your girlfriend takes your phone and reads your text messaging threads with 4 different Opponents and thinks that your in some drug dealings with all of the trade talk.