Recent content by RicoSuave

Does anybody else think its possible that Clawson intentionally gave up the first 2 possessions (or at least intentionally played conservative) just to lull the Tulane backfield to sleep? Tulane didn't know what kind of arm Hartman had until the game, and they weren't playing us as tight after...

This is the first time I've checked the boards in about 6 months. I see that RJ and Ph are still giving you all plenty to laugh about. You can't buy entertainment this good.

What are the odds that the Tri Delts would have had these 2 young men on their guest list?

Those rankings are crazy talk. For me, the top 3 are chocolate-chocolate cream, traditional chocolate-vanilla cream, and thin lemon. Oreo is just trying too hard with everything else they put out.

Well Shaka Smart might be looking for a job if things don't turn around soon.

Breaking news: Matt Lauer is on Tennessee's short list for head football coach.

She gave a young Rico Suave sinful thoughts during the swimming competition of the Battle of the Network Stars back in the 70s.

I've always been in love with Patty Hearst ever since I was a kid and she was on the news every night for the bank robberies. And shes still an attractive woman. I bet she could still give you the best weekend of your life before ruining your life.

Translation: Alison Brie will probably let you PIITB.

Christopher Cross

Cyber-bullying alert!

I went to the health department and got government condoms when I was in law school. I was technically "indigent" because I didn't have a full-time job, but I had student loan money for food and beer and even occasional dining out, so I could've bought my own condoms from a retailer.

Scalloped Anxiety Connells Fetchin Bones My Dixie Wrecked

Thats the most awesome story I've ever heard. RJ out-RJed himself right there.

You're a good guy RJ. Don't let the haters get you down.