Bzz Wake contract = 3 years

[bym051d]

I had this conversation on Twitter last night with NITStan regarding Bzzz's future employment:

NIT Stan ‏@NITStan
HELLO Stan must break this news with sadness to his Wake Forest fiends: you will not be selected for NIT this year. I weep for you.

@deaconpeach
@NITStan Please hire [Redacted] as fry cook.

NIT Stan ‏@NITStan
@deaconpeach @NITStan HELLO I tell you no he is not Qualified but I will hire him to sweep parking lot with kid we call Confused Pete.

GIS Confused Pete if you want the reference. It's pretty insensitive.

 

[DeaconPeach]

GIS Confused Pete if you want the reference. It's pretty insensitive.

Not as insensitive as what Wellman has done to our once proud basketball program.

 

[morrison2951]

i feel really underpaid right now..

I feel grossly underpaid right now.

Maybe if I do worse at my job this year, I can get a huge raise?!